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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Eos iste et tenetur sunt rerum eligendi.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Do you believe that the US and Israel's preparations for all possibilities in response to potential Iranian attacks are sufficient to prevent a wider Middle East conflict?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Next, they tried...

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Do you want to have an XXX chat?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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