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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:50

Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Eos iste et tenetur sunt rerum eligendi.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
When should I use the best sunscreen for oily skin?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Still no good.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Falcons have been spotted at UC Berkeley. Is there hope for Campanile chicks again? - Berkeleyside
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Do you want to have an XXX chat?
Thumbs down again.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
David Beckham scores a winner with the royal circle - BBC
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
SpaceX launches Starlink satellites to orbit on 70th Falcon 9 flight of the year (photos) - Space